Wacky Wednesday: Stuff…

Stuff I don’t understand:

• What you want me to do when it’s time to spring forward/fall back with regard to my clock.
• What you want me to do when you ask me to turn the air conditioning up or down. Up = Cooler? Warmer? Argh!
• What you want me to do when you say to pull to the first drive-through window. The first at the front of the store? Or the first I come to? Please number them! At least with Stage Right and Stage Left we know what it means!

Stuff I’ve thought:

• Oh, cool, Doc McStuffins is on! I wonder if it’s a new one? (I was alone…)
• Hmmm…I wonder if they have those Hello Kitty shoes in my size?
• Yes yes, please behave so we can go to the playplace today, and I don’t have to take it away. I really love the playplace!

Kid words I know:

• If you ask for macaroni, I’ll know you mean pepperoni.
• If you ask to eat velcro, I’ll know you mean okra.
• If you ask for bisteak, or say you have a kaprise, I’ll know that I’ll be likely saying yes to steak, or there will be a surprise coming. I hope it’s a good one!

Kid TV:

• Is mostly pretty good. (Except for the bad stuff)
• I really like Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, because the Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood characters are all grown up,and are the parents.
• Dora is nasally, self righteous, has a demonic backpack, and is just annoying.
• But I’ll pick Dora any day over Wonderpets. Who will rob your will to live.
• My Little Pony is too scary for me.
• I still like watching Strawberry Shortcake,  and Frozen, but don’t tell anybody.